McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Prometheus Keeps a Diary.

McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Prometheus Keeps a Diary.

PROMETHEUS
KEEPS A DIARY.
BY MIKE RICHARDSON-BRYAN

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Day 1

What an awful day. Chained to a rock, my liver ripped out and eaten by an eagle, and I just bit my tongue! That's gonna be a canker sore for sure. But I know I did the right thing. Those poor people needed fire in the worst way. Besides, how long can Zeus hold a grudge?